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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.

We know that because an 18th-century English nursery rhyme tells us so. But we don't know if that woman now has Internet access in her shoe. So, we're not sure if she's able to enjoy the content here at ScottVoiceovers.com, like this Humor On Hold production that Scott wrote and voiced for Binkelman Corporation.  

We don't even know the old woman's name or where her shoe is located, so we can't reach out to her for answers. 

Looks like this may have to remain one of life's great mysteries. We'll all just need to be satisfied with not knowing. 

Wait a minute! She "lived" in a shoe? 

Oh no. What if the old woman is dead? 

 

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What's the most important thing in life? 

That's right - winning trophies. So, naturally, the BusinessVoice team is pleased to promote the work of Sylvan Studio, a company that sells trophies, plaques, ribbons and - let's not forget - sashes. 

Scott served as the primary copywriter and delivered the voiceover as if a giant loving cup were at stake. 

UPDATE: One of the 2025 MARCE Awards judges wrote that this work has a "nice, easy pace that's easy to listen to and comprehend. Pretty funny dry humor. Very effective use of music selections."

 

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There are some people who believe that man never landed on the moon, or that the Earth is flat, or that Saturn's rings aren't made of candy, or that Neptune isn't the home of your best deal on a great new or used car, or that Uranus isn't actually your bossy stepfather Steve. If you're one of those people, maybe spending a few minutes with this Humor On Hold production will change your mind. Scott wrote the copy and provided the voiceover. And if you listen closely enough, you'll hear the negative effects of Mercury's gravitational pull on the audio. 

 

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Upon hearing this production, Lakeland president Chris Hamann wrote Scott to say, "This is just too much! I love it! Thanks again. I have no idea how you come up with this stuff! I love how you push the envelope." 

When he posted the video to Facebook, Chris wrote, "Scott Greggory and BusinessVoice are just absolutley outstanding!"

And when he was compiling his grocery list later that day, Chris wrote, "butter, eggs, tampons, milk" on the back of an envelope so he wouldn't forget anything like last time. 

 

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Lookin' for four minutes of farm-related fun? Let a cow suck your foot. Then, listen to this Humor On Hold production for BusinessVoice client Wellington Implement. It's pretty obvious that Scott wrote the copy while operating the compact and maneuverable, 117-horsepower Farmall Utility 120C tractor. He recorded the voiceover in the middle of a corn field to give the whole thing a more authentic feel. You can really hear his farmer's tan on this one. 

UPDATE: One of the 2025 MARCE Awards judges wrote that this piece includes a "nice use of humor. Well written and surely entertaining for the callers waiting on hold." 

 

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Ya' know that feeling in the pit of your stomach when you're falling from a cell phone tower or a broadcasting antenna or the deck of a suspension bridge? Listening to this Humor On Hold production from longtime BusinessVoice client Binkelman Corporation will produce that same type of sensation - without the abrupt ending. 

Scott wrote the copy and delivered the voiceover while holding an open umbrella in his right hand to maintain his balance. 

 

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This one would go well with warm brie and a carton of chocolate milk.

Scott co-wrote the copy using only seven of his eleven fingers. He and Amy forced up the voiceover from their bowels, through their necks and directly into the microphone. 

  

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America's Pacific Northwest smells kinda' funny these days. It's because of this new Humor On Hold production for D&F Plumbing in Portland, Oregon. 

"Yeah, it's like a musty, weird cheese odor," said concerned citizen Nub Dexter, "mixed with a little skunk." 

"It almost made me gag," cried Lou Shoop, "and I'm a coroner." 

While the source of the offensive scent has not been positively identifed, early testing suggests it's coming from the words Scott used to write the script. On the bright side, area residents say the voiceover Scott and Amy delivered smells a lot like bacon.  

 

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To celebrate the work anniversary of MadAveGroup's Chief Brand Officer, Scott wrote, directed and provided the voiceover for this quick video, but he shouldn't have entrusted the fact-checking to a neighborhood goat. 

 

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All right, we know you have to be somewhere, so here's the short version: BusinessVoice Humor On Hold won four 2024 Communicator Awards. 

Scott wrote the Binkelman and D&F Plumbing copy and co-wrote the Wellington Implement and Downey PHCE productions. Amy and Scott provided the voiceover.  

The first three earned Gold Awards of Excellence. The last won a Silver Award of Distinction. 

Okay, now go! Go, or you'll be late!

Drive carefully! And watch out for deer!