There are some people who believe that man never landed on the moon, or that the Earth is flat, or that Saturn's rings aren't made of candy, or that Neptune isn't the home of your best deal on a great new or used car, or that Uranus isn't actually your bossy stepfather Steve. If you're one of those people, maybe spending a few minutes with this Humor On Hold production will change your mind. Scott wrote the copy and provided the voiceover. And if you listen closely enough, you'll hear the negative effects of Mercury's gravitational pull on the audio.