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War, disease, hunger, political unrest, natural disasters, the Cleveland Browns and now this affront to all things decent.

Scott wrote the copy while imprisoned for poking fun at whales. He recorded the voiceover after smoking glue. 

 

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We file this piece under the heading of "Our Guilty Pleasures." Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceover and then shot and edited the video on an iPhone. Produced with no budget, no assistance, no makeup and no craft services table, it stands as a towering example of mediocrity that, frankly, we kinda' get a kick out of. Feel free to share it with anyone you don't like. 

 

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Fair warning: there's a good chance you'll end up soaked in some type of oily liquid shortly after you start listening to this Humor On Hold production. The audio has a leak in it somewhere, but we can't seem to pinpoint it. So, good luck. Scott wrote the copy, Amy and Scott delivered the voiceover, and a duck provided one of the sound effects. 

 

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When you call Wellington Implement for information on a tractor, combine, plow, excavator, seed tender, grain drill, disk harrow, bale accumulator, speed tiller, mulch finisher, bale squeeze attachment, self-propelled sprayer or rotary hay rake and they place you on hold, you'll be forced to listen to this Humor On Hold production that Scott wrote and voiced.

So, make sure you really want that tractor, combine, plow, excavator, seed tender, grain drill, disk harrow, bale accumulator, speed tiller, mulch finisher, bale squeeze attachment, self-propelled sprayer or rotary hay rake before you call, because it would be an awful shame to have to listen to this Humor On Hold production and then realize that you don't want a tractor, combine, plow, excavator, seed tender, grain drill, disk harrow, bale accumulator, speed tiller, mulch finisher, bale squeeze attachment, self-propelled sprayer or rotary hay rake after all. 
 

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.

We know that because an 18th-century English nursery rhyme tells us so. But we don't know if that woman now has Internet access in her shoe. So, we're not sure if she's able to enjoy the content here at ScottVoiceovers.com, like this Humor On Hold production that Scott wrote and voiced for Binkelman Corporation.  

We don't even know the old woman's name or where her shoe is located, so we can't reach out to her for answers. 

Looks like this may have to remain one of life's great mysteries. We'll all just need to be satisfied with not knowing. 

Wait a minute! She "lived" in a shoe? 

Oh no. What if the old woman is dead? 

 

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What's the most important thing in life? 

That's right - winning trophies. So, naturally, the BusinessVoice team is pleased to promote the work of Sylvan Studio, a company that sells trophies, plaques, ribbons and - let's not forget - sashes. 

Scott served as the primary copywriter and delivered the voiceover as if a giant loving cup were at stake. 

 

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There are some people who believe that man never landed on the moon, or that the Earth is flat, or that Saturn's rings aren't made of candy, or that Neptune isn't the home of your best deal on a great new or used car, or that Uranus isn't actually your bossy stepfather Steve. If you're one of those people, maybe spending a few minutes with this Humor On Hold production will change your mind. Scott wrote the copy and provided the voiceover. And if you listen closely enough, you'll hear the negative effects of Mercury's gravitational pull on the audio. 

 

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Upon hearing this production, Lakeland president Chris Hamann wrote Scott to say, "This is just too much! I love it! Thanks again. I have no idea how you come up with this stuff! I love how you push the envelope." 

When he posted the video to Facebook, Chris wrote, "Scott Greggory and BusinessVoice are just absolutley outstanding!"

And when he was compiling his grocery list later that day, Chris wrote, "butter, eggs, tampons, milk" on the back of an envelope so he wouldn't forget anything like last time. 

 

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Lookin' for four minutes of farm-related fun? Let a cow suck your foot. Then, listen to this Humor On Hold production for BusinessVoice client Wellington Implement. It's pretty obvious that Scott wrote the copy while operating the compact and maneuverable, 117-horsepower Farmall Utility 120C tractor. He recorded the voiceover in the middle of a corn field to give the whole thing a more authentic feel. You can really hear his farmer's tan on this one. 

 

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Ya' know that feeling in the pit of your stomach when you're falling from a cell phone tower or a broadcasting antenna or the deck of a suspension bridge? Listening to this Humor On Hold production from longtime BusinessVoice client Binkelman Corporation will produce that same type of sensation - without the abrupt ending. 

Scott wrote the copy and delivered the voiceover while holding an open umbrella in his right hand to maintain his balance.