There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
We know that because an 18th-century English nursery rhyme tells us so. But we don't know if that woman now has Internet access in her shoe. So, we're not sure if she's able to enjoy the content here at ScottVoiceovers.com, like this Humor On Hold production that Scott wrote and voiced for Binkelman Corporation.
We don't even know the old woman's name or where her shoe is located, so we can't reach out to her for answers.
Looks like this may have to remain one of life's great mysteries. We'll all just need to be satisfied with not knowing.
Wait a minute! She "lived" in a shoe?
Oh no. What if the old woman is dead?