Just think, if you were a lady possum, you'd be a semi-arboreal omnivore with a long snout, a handy pouch, fifty teeth, a prehensile tail and a bifurcated vagina. And you wouldn't have to hear this Humor On Hold production created by BusinessVoice.

But you aren't a lady possum, so hit the play button and get to listenin'. 

Scott wrote the copy and provided the voiceover while wishing he, too, had a prominent sagittal crest.