After Scott sent the copy for this Humor On Hold production to Chris Hamann, president of Lakeland Auto and Marine, Chris replied, "Oh my God. This is absolute gold! Looks great. Thank you!"

That's when Scott knew that Chris had either sustained a massive head injury or he had huffed too much model airplane glue, or he was dangerously dehydrated, or he hadn't been to sleep the night before, or a large creature of the forest had placed a primitive straw to Chris's ear and sucked out every last morsel of good taste. 

Scott wrote the script, provided the voiceover and delivered the bad news about Chris to his family.