Pull up the nearest hay bale and have yourself a listen to this piece for Wellington Implement. The Northeast Ohio dealership sells, rents and services tractors, combines, excavators and other types of farm and construction equipment. All we do is make fun of the imaginary Wellington townspeople who don't really go there. It's a tricky combination of the absolute truth and hurtful lies that we really should be ashamed of, but for some reason aren't.

After hearing the audio, Wellington Implement President Tom Stannard sent us these comments: "They're fantastic. As always. You guys outdo yourselves with every production!"

Scott wrote the copy, provided the voiceover and hosed the manure off the microphone when the session was over.