Amy sang all three parts of the jingle. Scott provided the copy and voiceover. You just need to pour youself a beverage, light up a big, fat carnival cigar, put your feet on the horizontal backs of your domestic help, give the ol' video play knob a tug, and listen to this finely crafted, American-made On Hold Marketing produced through BusinessVoice. (Please take care not to inhale any of the audible fumes.)

Scott wrote, shot, edited and provided the voiceover for this online commercial. The trumpet was played by comic actor Larry Storch.